the tale of 3 lil pigs

Samskrtutha Sambhashanam Thingy one..

2006-03-23T03:49:00.000-08:00

Samskrutha sambhashanam -1
nataka(aha)-sashu-narrator...mansa-translator..
Sashu:we recommend this blog ONLy n i repeat ONLY fer sans students
Aavam Sashu mansa cha stha(aha)
Mansa:2day(wateva dat is in sans)..vayam sanskruth kaksha bavathi..(at dis point i kinda feel even sans students may not comprehend da situation)
Sashu:(for more details on transalation...contact vayam)..as mansa was sayin...vayam kaksha bavathi..2day..kumari malathi aaghachathi...saa athiiva vadathi...vayam hasanthi hasanthi hasanthi...
Mansa: we sans class had....2day....kumari malathi came...she looot spoke..we laff laff laff...(literal translation..)
Sashu:thath(ha)..saa vadathi "mama naama malathi BHAVATH(HA) naama kim?"...vayam (still)hasanthi hasanthi hasanthi hasanthi
mansa:then..she spoke"my name is malathi ....YOO...UR respected name wat??" ...we laff laff laff laff....
sashu: saa..sthalika yachathi.....aham rupyakani kshipami.....aham api vadami..hey bhikshu hey bhikshu...
mansa: she ....plate gave....I lots of rupees threw...i also screamed ......hey beggar hey beggar....(as i said b4..literal translation..)
sashu:thatha(aha)...saa chakshu(hu) closayathi ..geetham gayathi "mansa sathatham smaraneeyam.."...vayam maarayamaha..... thatha(aha) aham shouchalaya(aha) agachath.....thatha(aha) aneke chathraha api mama prushte aagachchath.......
mansa:then..she closed her eyes.... song sang..."mansa sathatham smaraneeyam.." we died....at this time i bathroom went....then....many students also my back behind came...(sigh..)
sashu: thatha(aha) saa chakshu(hu) openayathi...kakashe chathra(aha) naasthi....hey bhagawan! kakshe chathraha kutra santhi????kaksha khatham asthi...
mansa:then...she eyes opened..(sumthin tells me "openayathi" dosent exist...:s) in class students not there...hey god! class's students where are??? class over was...
sashu: bahihi, vayam hasanthi hasanthi hasanthi hasanthi hasanthi....
mansa: sigh u kno tis one...outside we laffd ...laffd lafffd...n so on n so forth.... tas all 4 2day...dunt wori well update you on all our enlightening sanskrit classes...now all of u repeat...aftre sashu...
sashu:"BHO EASHWARA MAYA PRATHIKSHANAM APARADA SAHASRANI KRIYANTHE THAANI SARVANI KSHAMASWA GURUBHYONAMAHA...SHRI GURUBHYONAMAHA!!!"
mansa:bla bla bla....(yaaaawwwn!)

Leeeeeeky Cauldrons-PART-I

2005-12-30T02:32:00.001-08:00

Achoooooooooo achooooo!.....excuse us plzzz
Mansa:shwet..i bet our audience aint able 2 comprehend that part.....act the hole of it....k...ummm we (dis time its only da 2 of us shwet baby n super manu)...weve caught da COLD BUG!!
Shweta:err....i think u mean myxovirus influenzae.....4 all the duds out there plz refer 2 the 9th grade NCERT science text book-bio part-page ummm...LIKE IM SUPPOSED 2 CARE!!! hmpf!
Mansa:shwet......since it was ur dumass idea 2 name the dumass(oops! far 2 many dumbasses) blog-LEEEKY CAULDRON....i give u da immense pleasure of enlightning the rest of the bloggers on the entire PIECE.....count me in!(im as clueless as u guys)
Shweta:BAH! put a sock in it!!!....n btw minor correction its MASTERPIECE!!!..ahem...gettin bak 2 business....(achooo) o hankie where art thou??????
Mansa: sigh!..ewwwww....shwet, dats gross.....mmmm......for all those unprivilaged ppl out there who r unable 2 c shwetas gooo......its umm
Shweta:o get outta here u lil stinker!!.....as uv'e all guessed by now-''we'' seem 2 be having a coooold.....psst....(manu baby luks like...uhm..guess??...RUDOLPH the moron with the red nose!!)
Mansa:o yeaa??...i saw dat....its nt like shweta luks ne better.....o yeaaaaaaaaa....THE NIAGRA FALLS!!!
Shweta:yeahhhh...true...tall,exquisite,and nt 2 forget B.E.A.U. beautiful......(im beautiful,im beautiful, im beautiful itssssss truuue) psst. james blunt tune
Readers.....shweta has made the grave mistake of xposing her ummm.....BEAUTY......due 2 the umm.....EXCESSIVE impact of shwetas revealed EGOOOOOOOOO........the poor child(manu in this case) is suffering frm a series of XTREME UNBAREABLE convulsions.
Mansa:uhmmhh......blech......unmph....mph...wheeze.....gasp!!!!!!!!!!!(imagine an unfortunate mosquito under a large elephant!!)
Shweta: now this luks like a job 4 me so everybody jus follow me cuz we need a lil controversy.....cuz it feels so empty without me...yeah yea sad bt we g2g now as ma manu baby has been shocked profoundly on realizing the truth of ma EVERLASTING beauty.......I WOULD HAV THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE EVIDENT!!!! HMPF!!!
cya l8er alligator...p.s.- manu luks electrocuted now.....muahahahaha.......she cant produce a comeback now can she????;)

VERbal diorrhea

2005-12-13T01:59:00.000-08:00

um..guess hus bak? bak again.......DA PIGZ R BAK(only 2 of us tis time...) tell a frend......guess hus bak guess hus bak..guess hus bak..baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak ..ak ak ak ak .......aaaaaak....(o u kno da rest!)

ahem.....firstly ..we must tank...ANTARIUS.....4 lending a helping hand(nt intenionally course...) (plzzz dunt charge us wit copy write..)...o if u MUST kno..he gav us da title....yea verbal diorrhea tats it....n btw........tis is jus sashu n moi.......moi...mansa!
hm.....so..LETS GET IT STARTED!
sashu: k da 1st one is...........da um.......crazy wrd..muahahahahaha!
sum ppl say-MOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA(may.....b...dey lik cows)
But I(sashu) on da oder hand...I luv EGGS!
ERRR WOTEVR......
gettin bak 2 bussiness......mooooooooooheheheheheeeeeeee?
sashu:dese ppl lik hyenas!....
mansa:u sure?
YEA DUH! HYEEENNASS!!
mansa:wat abt da word...LOVE?da sane ppl go...LUV....DA INSANE.....
sashu: its more like...LOUWWW....i LOUWWW u soo much mansa...
mansa: n ONE MORE WORD!!!...umm...yea baby!-question!
sum ppl........KOSCHIN.........(ew man!)
sum ppl.............nt unlik shweta.....qestin!(lik......kwestin....)

u hav NOW ben enlightened on whther ur a bovine LOUWER...or a HYEEENA....umm...o yea or shwet!!
gues we gota go now....zams 2moro...('member..i LUV EGGS)
yea yea...shutup alredy...c ya pppl...luv Y'all
dun miss us 2 much.....
AAWWWW DUN CRY..ALWAYZ REM...PIGS FLY HIGH!

the tale of three lil pigz

2005-09-03T03:35:00.000-07:00

oink! oink! annnnnnnnd did i mention oink?
yes im talkin 2 u, buster!
woopsie! r we scarin u poor souls away? i tole shweta nt 2 shock u ppl out dere! But it was her BIG PIGGISH idea!!!!
Btw... dis is mansa..
nt ne more muahahahhahaha...its shweta ..pah pah pah it takes 4eva 2 get dat manasa 2 move her blooming arse!..... pssst..ill tell u a lil secret....I FAILED DA AMTI EXAm!!!!!! yay....
WHAM!!!!!!!!whoa did dat take a while!
shwet dats no big secret Ur all da time failin!......btw did u no??????????? 2DAYZ SATURDAY!!!!
n wat does dat mean??? ITZ A HOLIDAY!
wow! sashu truly enterprisin secret!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!! i cant cm 2 stop rollin ma eyes.... k so were was i? o yea......... ahem... im manasa .. 14 .... a gurl...........
oh my dear lord manasa ! i thought u wer a eunach ....sigh sigh.....n im shweta !
beep beep! ....TERMINATED!
the tale of the three lil pigs wil continue.......SOON!!
until then don miss us tooooooooooooo much k?
alwayz keep in mind PIGZ FLY HIGH!!!!!!!!!